S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #564:
While it might seems like a kind gesture, trying to give Doctor Banner a hug when he seems stressed is actually a very bad idea.

[Submitted by louxia]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #561:
In the event that Dr. Banner becomes enraged, please do not attempt to perform the Vulcan Neck Pinch on the Hulk to calm him down.

[Submitted by hardboiledandwutnot]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #557:
Do not ask if Mr. Stark and Dr. Banner are ‘just going to make out already’ as Mr. Stark may well take you very seriously.

[Submitted anonymously]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #545:
Unless you want to lose four months’ pay within an hour, don’t join in on a game of poker involving Agent Romanov, Mr. Stark, or Dr. Banner.

[Submitted by residentpyromaniac]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #536:
Provoking Dr. Banner will make you a lot of enemies in R&D.

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #510:
Asking Dr. Banner or Mr. Stark to check your research is acceptable. Asking them to do it is not. You are paid for a reason.

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #495:
Suggesting a ‘smashing contest’ to Dr. Banner is not advised.

[Submitted by thatyena]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #493:
The standard disability compensation program does not include recovery time for any injuries that may result from accepting an informal invitation to ‘do science’ with Mr. Stark and Dr. Banner.

[Submitted by thevoiceofgodlove]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #489:
While we encourage you to give Doctor Banner his space when possible, it does not give you permission to be rude to him. He won’t do anything, but his teammates will.

[Submitted anonymously]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #463:
‘Tony said it was okay’ is not a reason to repeatedly poke Dr. Banner with any sharp objects.

[Submitted anonymously]