Survival Tips for S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruits
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #243:Anything Barton or Stark suggests you do, or states is a standard recruitment procedure is probably a lie. Do not try to touch Fury’s eyepatch, for example.
[Submitted by pencilswag]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #243:
Anything Barton or Stark suggests you do, or states is a standard recruitment procedure is probably a lie. Do not try to touch Fury’s eyepatch, for example.

[Submitted by pencilswag]

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