Survival Tips for S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruits
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #209:There will be a office chair jousting tournament for all new recruits tomorrow morning on the deck of the Helicarrier. Make your own weapons but keep them blunt and less than eight feet long.
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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #209:
There will be a office chair jousting tournament for all new recruits tomorrow morning on the deck of the Helicarrier. Make your own weapons but keep them blunt and less than eight feet long.

Disregard this message. It was posted on April 1, and the culprit has been dealt with.