Survival Tips for S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruits
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #560: Never underestimate Squirrel Girl.
[Submitted by louxia]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #560:
Never underestimate Squirrel Girl.

[Submitted by louxia]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #559: Yes, we are aware of other superpowered beings on the planet. No, you may not suggest that we make them Avengers. The team is very carefully formed.
[Submitted by askflitterandcloudchaser]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #559:
Yes, we are aware of other superpowered beings on the planet. No, you may not suggest that we make them Avengers. The team is very carefully formed.

[Submitted by askflitterandcloudchaser]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #558: If you are involved in a mission in which you are aiding the Heroes for Hire, do not call them mercenaries, do not bring up the Power Man tiara to Luke Cage, and do not ask Iron Fist to do ‘some crazy Bruce Lee moves’.
[Submitted anonymously]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #558:
If you are involved in a mission in which you are aiding the Heroes for Hire, do not call them mercenaries, do not bring up the Power Man tiara to Luke Cage, and do not ask Iron Fist to do ‘some crazy Bruce Lee moves’.

[Submitted anonymously]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #557: Do not ask if Mr. Stark and Dr. Banner are ‘just going to make out already’ as Mr. Stark may well take you very seriously.
[Submitted anonymously]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #557:
Do not ask if Mr. Stark and Dr. Banner are ‘just going to make out already’ as Mr. Stark may well take you very seriously.

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #556: If you do indeed catch Agent Barton ‘nesting’ in the rafters, do not tease him about it. Any injuries from distasteful bird jokes being made are entirely your fault.
[Submitted anonymously]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #556:
If you do indeed catch Agent Barton ‘nesting’ in the rafters, do not tease him about it. Any injuries from distasteful bird jokes being made are entirely your fault.

[Submitted anonymously]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #555: Remember that only Deadpool is allowed to break the fourth wall.
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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #555:
Remember that only Deadpool is allowed to break the fourth wall.

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #554: Should you bring a personal cell phone into the workplace, keep in mind the people you work among. It is highly likely that the contents of the phone will be compromised, so be wary of keeping intensely personal photos or audio on it for any length of time.
[Submitted by ninjakana]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #554:
Should you bring a personal cell phone into the workplace, keep in mind the people you work among. It is highly likely that the contents of the phone will be compromised, so be wary of keeping intensely personal photos or audio on it for any length of time.

[Submitted by ninjakana]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #553: If one Kate Bishop shows up and she looks very mad, it would be wise to just let her through to ‘talk’ to Agent Barton and not interfere.
[Submitted anonymously]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #553:
If one Kate Bishop shows up and she looks very mad, it would be wise to just let her through to ‘talk’ to Agent Barton and not interfere.

[Submitted anonymously]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #552: Despite what you might have heard second-hand, the practice of black magic is best relegated to off hours, or, better yet, avoided. In fact, just avoid it entirely.
[Submitted by louxia]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #552:
Despite what you might have heard second-hand, the practice of black magic is best relegated to off hours, or, better yet, avoided. In fact, just avoid it entirely.

[Submitted by louxia]

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #551: No matter how amusing it might be, it isn’t wise to cry out ‘Beam me up, Scotty,’ if you are fortunate enough to get to travel via the Bifrost.
[Submitted anonymously]

I am not going to lie, I would totally do this.

shieldrecruitsurvivaltips:

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #551:
No matter how amusing it might be, it isn’t wise to cry out ‘Beam me up, Scotty,’ if you are fortunate enough to get to travel via the Bifrost.

[Submitted anonymously]

I am not going to lie, I would totally do this.