S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #233:
Do not engage Agent Barton in a food fight. You will lose. Miserably.

[Submitted by askclint]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #232:
Treat emergency drills with all the seriousness you would give an actual emergency. Do not take the opportunity to add further wrinkles to the scenario unless otherwise instructed.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #231:
If a known hostile happens to accomplish one of S.H.I.E.L.D.’s objectives through sheer fortunate collateral damage, please indicate that on the reports and do not take credit. We assure you that he or she will not be in the running for a commendation anytime soon.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #230:
Please keep the doodling during meetings to an absolute minimum. We know they aren’t all utterly fascinating new scientific breakthroughs.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #229:
There is a fine line between making sure your cover identity is secure and taking it way too seriously. Be sure to stay on the right side of that line.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #228:
S.H.I.E.L.D. does not authorize egg hunts on premises. Nor the distribution of live bunnies or ducklings. Chocolate is fine, though.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #227:
S.H.I.E.L.D. is often called upon to liaise with other groups or agencies. Please treat their members with the respect you would wish for yourself, even if they are being difficult.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #226:
Deadlines are important. But rushing to complete things at the deadline isn’t optimal. Give yourself plenty of time to finish things. Last minute mission reports never look good.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #225:
‘We have a Hulk,’ is not always a valid rejoinder to everything. However, it is definitely fun to say.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #224:
Save the Draw Something games for your off hours. Crafting intricate sketches of Lady Gaga is not a valid use of debriefing time.